At the MLK & Derby Farmer's Market

Conversation with a local farmer:

"My pigs get their genetic stock from the zoo- they're pure European boars."
"So what does European boar taste like?"
"Like pork. Except better."
"What about your eggs?"
"These eggs are farm fresh, laid and picked earliest two days ago, just outside Petaluma. See the beautiful golden color?"
"How would you recommend cooking them?"
"... I hate eggs."


:)